心理測驗學英文: 媽媽幫中年兒子相親,會選中哪位“美女”當未來的媳婦呢?
Will I get lucky, gain extra cash, or have fun recently?
Let’s find out!
Source: Internet. Translated by Holly
Ted is a middle-aged bachelor. His mother is worried and wants to find him a wife. Which “beauty” will she choose?
1. A bald-headed girl |
無敵光頭妹 |
2. A toothless girl |
缺牙美少女 |
3. A pimple girl |
驚人痘花妹 |
4. A super skinny girl |
竹竿妹 |
5. A mental girl |
神經病阿飄妹 |
6. A fat girl |
圓滾滾小胖妹 |
7. A violent girl |
暴力肌肉妹 |
8. Another old mother |
也是老媽媽 |
My answer is: _______________________
Analysis of the Personality Quiz:
1 or 4: Yes!You will earn extra cash! However “There is no such thing as a free lunch”. Therefore you will gain a lot, but only after you work hard.
2: Yes! You will get extra help from someone else. You will also get along very well with your family.
3 or 5: You will have dating chances, only that there won’t be much going on between you and your dates. You need to work harder if you expect more.
6: You will have chances to have fun with friends of your gender. But they will not be really helpful to you. They may even make your finances worse.
7 or 8: A plain life is a fortune by itself. Don’t think about extra good luck. Instead, spend more of your free time with your family.
心理測驗之中文對照
同學注意:由於中英語法結構迥異, 以下內容與英文僅大意相同,請勿逐字對照翻譯!
最近走好運?有意外之財?吃喝玩樂機會多?話說,小李已屆熟男年紀還是單身一人,他的媽媽忍不住幫他安排相親,你覺得小李的媽媽會選誰來當她的媳婦?快一起來測測看!
選1或4:最近會有意外的財運,只是天下沒有不勞而獲的午餐,你得辛勤付出,才有豐碩的收穫。
選2:最近會有貴人相助,此外和家人的關係也會更好、更融洽。
選3或5:異性緣增加,會有約會的機會,只是這種桃花可能不帶什麼曖昧的空間,想要更進一步,還得多多努力。
選6:有和同性朋友吃喝玩樂的機會,只是對方並不能給你其他實質的好處,甚至還會讓你的財務更糟。
選7或8:平淡就是福,別太奢望會有什麼好運,還不如有空多陪陪家人。