心理測驗學英文: 媽媽幫中年兒子相親,會選中哪位“美女”當未來的媳婦呢?

快來選選看吧!

 

Will I get lucky, gain extra cash, or have fun recently?

Let’s find out!

Source: Internet. Translated by Holly

 

Ted is a middle-aged bachelor. His mother is worried and wants to find him a wife. Which “beauty” will she choose?

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1. A bald-headed girl

無敵光頭妹

2. A toothless girl

缺牙美少女

3. A pimple girl

驚人痘花妹

4. A super skinny girl

竹竿妹

5. A mental girl

神經病阿飄妹

6. A fat girl

圓滾滾小胖妹

7. A violent girl

暴力肌肉妹

8. Another old mother

也是老媽媽

 

My answer is: _______________________

 

Analysis of the Personality Quiz:

1 or 4: Yes!You will earn extra cash! However “There is no such thing as a free lunch”. Therefore you will gain a lot, but only after you work hard.

2: Yes! You will get extra help from someone else. You will also get along very well with your family.

3 or 5: You will have dating chances, only that there won’t be much going on between you and your dates. You need to work harder if you expect more.

6: You will have chances to have fun with friends of your gender. But they will not be really helpful to you. They may even make your finances worse.

7 or 8: A plain life is a fortune by itself. Don’t think about extra good luck. Instead, spend more of your free time with your family.

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心理測驗之中文對照

同學注意:由於中英語法結構迥異, 以下內容與英文僅大意相同,請勿逐字對照翻譯!

最近走好運?有意外之財?吃喝玩樂機會多?話說,小李已屆熟男年紀還是單身一人,他的媽媽忍不住幫他安排相親,你覺得小李的媽媽會選誰來當她的媳婦?快一起來測測看!

14最近會有意外的財運,只是天下沒有不勞而獲的午餐,你得辛勤付出,才有豐碩的收穫。

2最近會有貴人相助,此外和家人的關係也會更好、更融洽。

35異性緣增加,會有約會的機會,只是這種桃花可能不帶什麼曖昧的空間,想要更進一步,還得多多努力。

6有和同性朋友吃喝玩樂的機會,只是對方並不能給你其他實質的好處,甚至還會讓你的財務更糟。

78平淡就是福,別太奢望會有什麼好運,還不如有空多陪陪家人。

 

 

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